Anyone Else But You

(Adapted from Anyone Else But You by The Moldy Peaches)
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You're a part-time lover and a full-time friend,
The monkey on your back is the latest trend.

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train,
Kiss you all starry-eyed, my body swingin' from side to side.

Here is the church and here is the steeple,
We sure are cute for two ugly people.
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
Doo doo doo doo doo 

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, "b", "a", start.
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart.

We both have shiny, happy fits of rage,
You want more fans, I want more stage.

Scrunched up your face and did a dance,
Shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants.

You are always tryin' to keep it real,
I'm in love with how you feel.

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.